(The scene: a dark cave. Fire shadows are flickering eldritchly on the walls. There are stalagtites and stalagmites and stalagbites1. A deep voice speaks from the shadows.)
TO-DO LIST: (sternly) WHAT... is my function?
Me: To sit in my notebook, making me feel somehow virtuous and organised.
TO-DO LIST: NO!
Me: (flinches) To... to sit on the wall
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